cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via 0xe-cottn)


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jurnbo:

people with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs so who’s the real winner here

(Source: jurnbo-deactivated-7-15-2014, via chinupbabee)

"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."

mischief-had-been-managed:

theanti90smovement:

hmm 666

6+6+6=18

18….

Obama was 18 once

very scary

not sure what this information means

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via amoonlesssky)

words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE

cabriandoesdrumcorps:

If you test the waters with me, I will test my foot into your ass.

parents: eat your vegetables child
me: that fufu lame shit I ain't wit it
all: gratata