butttom:

drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves

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"I exist in two places,
here and where you are."

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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penis-hilton:

first things first i’m the realest
taggedrne:

i want this tattooed on my ribcage

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

*visits church for the first time*

pastor: if there are any first time visitors here this morning please stand.

me:

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the members:

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pityonmehorizontally:

gnalkhere:

Larry is the new Skylar

OMG

laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

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heyfunniest:

When you finish watching a tv show

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