dion-thesocialist:

Welcome to my twisted mind. Behold this picture of a white woman smoking. Lay witness to some pastel flowers. So fucking twisted.

(via slapdong)

"I want to be your favorite place to go when you’ve had a bad day or a good day."
fattributes:

Fusilli Caesar Salad

guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

(via goodthingzhappentogoodpeople)

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via krd4fun)

lovinq-u:

have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.

(via krd4fun)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian, via krd4fun)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via krd4fun)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via degrassianathedisco)

how-ya-derrrn:

don’t act like just because it’s gonna be october that means you’re gonna go spend late nights in the forest with orange leaves, hoodies, and a significant other when we all know you’re gonna lay on the couch and watch Halloweentown High on Disney Channel

(via stressingandobsessing)